Well I asked for a play station, you got me towels instead,
I needed a new shirt for work, I got a beanie for my head.
I said “we need new curtains”, you went and brought a chair,
Instead of two dim sims, I get a grilled flake with tartare.
A CD would be really nice, we go to the ballet,
I’d really like to go skiing, we head to Byron Bay.
You know I like my Pinot, you pick out a Cab Sav,
I wonder if I’m just telling you the things I’ll never have.
So thank you for the presents, but this year please take note,
Just listen to me when I say I REALLY WANT THIS GOAT!
Mars on Life.
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